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pick up lines, what r the worst?

13 Responses to “pick up lines, what r the worst?”

  1. missy says:

    the one, you would look good on me….and no it didn’t work

  2. craftgirl_2005 says:

    what`s your sign?

  3. Haleigh L says:

    you so got this ? from teen people

  4. I know this dude named Sugar Bear who goes to strip clubs and asks the strippers if they come here often. That’s usually after he orders ‘em a big slice of pizza.

  5. you’re walking down the street and see a hot girl and you say to her “Baby, did you just **** cause you just blew me away” i highly doubt this will work, in theory and in reality or in your dreams

  6. rubypoppins says:

    Come on baby light my fire! Oh my gawsh…run away!!!!!

  7. You must be Global Warming. Because YOU’RE hot! ha ha ha ha

    Nope. . didn’t work!

  8. ♥CiCi♥ says:

    1. girl you look so good, i’d marry your brother just to get in your family.

    2. if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put U and I together.

    3. girl, i know you been tired cause you been running through my mind all day.

    4. Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven.

    5. My place or yours?

    6. I’m hot, how bout you come out those clothes?

    7. I forgot my number, can I have yours?

    None of em have worked, and never will work.

  9. john doe says:

    “If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”

    “You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”

    “Do you want to go to breakfast?” (Sure) “Should I call you, or nudge you?”

    The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and
    spread the word.”

    The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.”

    What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”

    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”

    “Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop

    Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”

    If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit

    Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would like to tap that ***! ”

    If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

  10. auburngrad04 says:

    Time-honored, traditional, “Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?” And of course, looking at someone’s shirt tag and saying, “Just looking to see if you were made in heaven.” Nothing obvious like that ever works. :)

  11. Qchan05 says:

    Any pickup lines. If you have to use pickup lines to get my attention, you’re too dumb to date me.

  12. the guy-did it hurt
    girl-did what hurt?
    guy- when u fell down from heaven

    yea its old…but it worked ;)

  13. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

    Are those astronaut pants? Cause your **** is out of this world

    Dont worry dear, Im not really this tall; Im sitting on my wallet

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